1,964

Plan to take a nap
Not just because I need to
Because I want to

1,933

Not in the morning
Not from an afternoon nap
The middle of life

1,932

Sometimes waking up
Is the hardest thing to do
We need alarm clocks

1,926

Keep running on it
Even though it hurts like hell 
You only live once

1,858

Belly gets bigger
With every new beer I drink
Why don’t I just stop?

1,781

Miss a single day
And it will remind you just
How broken you are

1,717

It’s strange what you save
And what you choose to delete
Gems that lose luster

1,709

Have I changed at all?
I’m older and look it, but
Have I changed at all?

1,489

Another year ends

One more step towards the future

Away from the past

1,275

I don’t know what’s wrong

But do know that I’m in pain

Fear learning the truth

1,268

Old just gets older

Pushing the boundary of

What can stop working

1,133

Signs of growing old

More and more with each new year

At least still growing

1,126

You know you are old

When clearing an inch of snow

Counts as a workout

1,125

Two thousand and twelve

A year full of meaning or

Devoid of difference

1,079

Not caring about

My diet and exercise

Fatter by the day

1,019

It’s your IT Band

You never knew it was there

But it hurts like hell

941

Don’t care where I am
And don’t care what I’m doing
I go when it’s time

940

Creeping up on it
It doesn’t know I’m coming, won’t
Miss me when I’m past

921

A place of my own
And time to be there. How’s that
For a birthday wish?

682

Old man underwear
Waistband rides on belly roll
Looks wider than you