937

What are you doing?
It’s not what they are doing
So why do you try?

936

You’re on the road and
Away from home. Might as well
Make the best of it

935

Inspiration comes
From a place unknown. Don’t go
Searching. It finds you

934

Meat for breakfast and
Meat for lunch. What’s for dinner?
Meat, meat and more meat

933

Blisters on my feet
Awake for twenty-six hours
There’s no end in sight

932

The waterpark is
Like the casino. It’s fake
And time does not pass

931

Under the radar
But above the ground. Which plane
Brings your destruction?

930

Monty Hall’s problem
Shows that you can’t trust your gut
You must do the math

929

Pound out the haiku
Like you’re in the lightning round
How much will I win?

928

Sometimes you can’t see
The end of your journey till
You take the first steps

927

Going to Vegas
Won’t gamble, won’t see the shows
Will work a trade show

926

We move from one thing
To the next, thinking they are
Connected. They’re not

925

There’s nothing to fear
Radiation won’t harm you
Please pick up the trash

924

Believe what you’re told
Never question or show doubt
Fear and take action

923

Will I ever stop?
Call it quits at a thousand?
Would that disappoint?

922

You know you shouldn’t
But you do it anyway
You no longer care

921

A place of my own
And time to be there. How’s that
For a birthday wish?

920

They scream and they cry
They threaten and they bluster
You cheat! No, you do!

919

Did you write today?
Can’t call yourself a writer
Till you write each day

918

Stupid or crazy
Only thing worse than either
Is embracing both

917

Giants walk the earth
And crush those who stand against
We hide to survive

916

When the lightning strikes
You know like never before
You don’t belong there

915

Used to be a Ritz
Marble in the bathroom is
A dead giveaway

914

Facts, lies, opinions
They swirl and swarm around us
Make us lose our way

913

Write me a poem
Do a little dance. Ask how
High when I say jump

912

It’s easy to start
But so difficult to stop
Learn how to say no

911

Always remember
No one person speaks the truth
Truth comes from discourse

910

The flu is bad news
Worse when it hits your stomach
You’re loose at both ends

909

Let’s stop arguing
Focus not on what to do
But how it gets done

908

Going to Detroit
Thought it would be Chicago
Found out it’s Detroit