1,213

Increase production

Create more inventory

Build a deeper bench

1,212

Ever wonder how

Powerful people get strong?

One day at a time

1,211

Lost in email hell

Some things on one server and

Some on another

1,210

They won’t all agree

It does not mean you’re wrong and

Does not mean you’re right

1,209

Quick! Run very fast

You won’t get there in time and

You’ll miss the best part

1,208

Will this ever end?

Will I ever want to stop?

Will anyone know?

1,207

Guess what everyone!

It’s Fred Armisen calling!

And here’s his photo!

1,206

Take time to fix it

Not when convenient for you

But when he needs it

1,205

Please stop complaining

About the stress in your life

It’s no worse than mine

1,204

Another field trip

This one to watch a stage play

Good things it’s now STEM

1,203

Wait just a minute

God did not say that; you did

What is going on?

1,202

Pick battles with care

You’ll only have time for some

Make them the right ones

1,201

They do what they want

Usually behind my back

Increasingly not

1,200

Time to pay the tax

Time to take the medicine

Time to play the game

1,199

Working for the man

Beats working for myself when

Bills need to be paid

1,198

Make me some curtains

Three hundred feet long and made

Of finest goat hair

1,197

He’s got confidence

With the bow in his hand but

Not walking to school

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I only exist

Where who I’ve been intersects

With who I will be

1,195

Another morning

Another script to read

Business suit and tie

1,194

I’m a week behind

Too far to keep promises

But not to catch up

1,193

Sitting in the sun

Trying to clear my mind while

Watching the ocean

1,192

What’s your strategy?
Can you tell it in three words?
Grow the industry

1,191

Lead from a distance

Talk about what must be done

Not how to do it

1,190

It’s raining again

In a place that gets no rain

It’s raining again

1,189

A day to adjust

Not just to the time zone but

To the size of thought

1,188

Prepping on the beach

Warm sun on my legs and ring

Binder on my lap

1,187

My wife digs the spa

An hour massage one day and

Fruit facials the next

1,186

They asked me to serve

But I don’t think they knew what

My engagement meant

1,185

You need to slow down
Take a breath before you speak
And use fewer words

1,184

It’s not a good sign

When you have to remind them

To act like adults

1,183

You don’t have to like

Everything he does. But you

Must show him your love